Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving...
1.) Talk about a huge breast!
2.) Trying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3.) It's Cool Whip time!
4.) If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5.) THat's one terrific spread!
6.) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7.) Are you ready for seconds yet?
A Blonde
A blonde goes 2 a bar and gets a beer. The bartender says 'Anhauser-Busch'? The blonde says 'good, and hows your penis?
Bad Day
If ur having a bad day remember: u could b a conjoined twin stuck 2 a gay brother who has a date tonite and u have the only butt-hole.
Can't play UNO
Why cant you play UNO with mexicans? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Christmas Cheer
Dear Santa,
Either you get me what I fucking want for xmas , or Dasher and Dancer are next! Make it happen fucker !
