Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving...
1.) Talk about a huge breast!
2.) Trying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3.) It's Cool Whip time!
4.) If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5.) THat's one terrific spread!
6.) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7.) Are you ready for seconds yet?
8.) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9.) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10.) Don't play with your meat.
11.) Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12.) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13.) I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14.) You still have a little bit on your chin.
15.) How long will it take after you stick it in?
16.) You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
